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[08 Feb 2005|11:19pm] |
Well, it seems Myspace.com really is the place to be. Any opinions?
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| Taken directly from the Mindless Self Indulgence website |
[03 Feb 2005|12:55am] |
"Jhonen Vasquez, legendary creator of Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is currently in pre-production for a live action video of the new MSI song, "Shut Me Up". Check back for more details."
That is fucking super
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[22 Jan 2005|10:38am] |
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Blizzard's a'coming
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[07 Jan 2005|01:46pm] |
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And the day is wasted I had to wake up to get the lil brother on the school bus, called my school to find out that no one is there till Monday. At this point it was around 9:15am, so I think "Sleep more", expecting to sleep till, I dont know, 11:30am tops. Wake up, roll over, its 1:40pm. I'll be at work in less then 2 hours, fuck. I got to talk to my favorite moose killer last night, but she had to go cause a moose was chewing thrugh their phoneline. I got my grades and I fucked up. D in Bio, D in Wellness and Fitness. I only felt better casue I knew if I got a D in that class, misledyouth00 did too. I'd like to get political here for a second, so bear with me. I'm aware that 100,000+ people died in Asia. Yes, its a tragedy, but you dont build your house on the beach, duh. But thats not the point, The point is, I'm not giving any of my anything to anyone, because the only way these people would see any of it is if I flew over there and personally handed them 15 dollars and, I dont know, a BLT. New reports asking "Is this money really going to help in the relief effort?" are preempted by our last 2 presidents saying "Hey, we've joined forces to raise money, so, why dont you give us some money?" But hey, if you want to give your money away and get a cool "The super ex-president double trouble relief team supporter" sticker to put on your car next to your 4 fucking magnetic ribbons that, through use of ancient magic, support our troops, go for it. But I'm really more pissed about people with ideas such as Fred Phelps, claiming God sent the Tsunami to punish the wicked and "kill Swedish faggots" Now the Swedes make some good fish themed candy, so I dont have a problem with their gay people. But I'm pretty sure if this happened 6 years ago during Clinton's time, we wouldnt have heard as much from people like this. I was fine with the rampant ignorant racism that went on in the deep south, only cause they have the right to be idiots and I didnt have to hear about it everyday. But due to our wonderful faith-based goverment, people are sending cumdumpsters like this money to pleadge their support in hopes that one day instead of biology, their kids can learn about the magical invisible man that wished us all into exsistense. But hey who needs facts and decades upon decades of scientific research when we have a book that was written 2000 years ago by people who were far stupidier then we are now (although I have no evidense that backs that people being smarter thing)
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[31 Dec 2004|03:44am] |
Heres something some of you know about me, most of you dont. I love Cypress Hill. When I try to think about how much I like them my ears fill with blood and I pass out. If anyone knows where I could find THIS (its a poster)
 I will murder anyone you want me too, no questions ask.
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[18 Dec 2004|11:50am] |
Hmm...updating I'm sick, AGAIN. Fuck, I have a shitty ass immune system this year. I blame the schools. The semester is finally over, and I'm slowly repairing the friendships that school/work/other shit fucked up by eating all my time. You know that saying make new friends but keep the old ones? Well sometimes thats really motherfucking hard. I know I probably said this in another entry, but seriously, do not sleep with any of your coworkers, cause then shit gets CRAZY. My bootleg piece of shit cellphone is out of comission forever, but I wouldnt be suprised to find santa pulled one out of his ass specially for me. Holy shit, Christmas is a week from today. I still have not finished buying gifts for people either. I have a mighty impressive mountain of socks on my floor among other other clothes, but the nosies my PS2 is making means my GTA: Sand Andreas data is done loading, and that is far more important.
I update with something more meaningful later probably
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[24 Nov 2004|10:44pm] |
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Suburban Ninja: the indians were fuckin suckers man Suburban Ninja: that's why they're extinct VisualAssassin84: manifest desitiny motherfucker, pick up a bible VisualAssassin84: read about it in the book we wrote
Even in the initial stages of contact between European Christians and Native Indian people, the stage was set for ethnocentrism, and the attitude towards the Indians was that of Christian superiority. The Indians were read a proclamation in Spanish which they had no hope of understanding, they had no hope of understanding the death sentence they were being read, and it went something like this: "We ask and require you to acknowledge the church as the ruler and superior of the whole world and the high priest called pope and in his name the king of Spain as lords of this land. If you submit we shall receive you in all love and charity and shall leave you, your wives and children and your lands free without servitude, but if you do not submit we shall powerfully enter into your country and shall make war against you, we shall take you and your wives and your children and shall make slaves of them and we shall take away your goods and shall do you all the harm and damage we can."
I dont like thanksgiving, its a stupid racist holiday but I'll be damned if I'll give up Turkey and Pie
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| They use to call me Sexy Randal the Pharoh Wizard |
[21 Nov 2004|04:00am] |
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So I'm driving to work today, and I notice my car was smelling worse then ususal. After I pulled over I discovered my heater core pissing my anti-freeze all over the ground. No car till monday. WHY CANT I HAVE NICE THINGS? Sometimes you women-folk make my head hurt. You're all jealous of each other, ALL OF YOU.
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| I remember when a pig cursed my sister, the whole ordeal turned me into a hobo |
[19 Nov 2004|01:01am] |
 That me, 20 years from now
The nicest girl at DCC told me I have beautiful eyes today. That was very nice of her, even though she skips past my posts cause they're always about dead babies or something. In other news, I'm getting sick somemore, and I'm back to seeing how long I can go without delicious life-affirming drugs. One night so far. Tonight my little brother and his troop had to cook stuff to earn their cooking patch/badge/pin/whatever for cubscouts. I come home tonight to find a feast of boiled hotdogs, mac n' cheese, and, interestingly enough, corn. I remember the cubscouts, I learned nothing of use. It was pretty much my mothers failed attempts to get me to socialize when all I WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH NINJA TURTLES. GODDAMNIT WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BUILD BIRDHOUSES, BIRDS NEVER LIVED IN THOSE DAMN THINGS CAUSE THEY WERE DEATHTRAPS
Sorry, I thought I was somewhere else just now. On Monday at school I learned what part of a frogs head I could cut off to create a headless blind zombie frog, that still lives and breathes and swims. All you have to do get some sissors and cut from the bottom of the upper mandible to just behind the eyes. It was the most disturbing thing I ever saw.
Tuesday- Nothing happened. While stopped at a red light I saw a guy at the nearest gas station struggle with a cop, got smashed into the side of the car and then arrested. I was mildly entertained.
Wednesday-Fuck gym, I poked alot of smot
Today-See the shit I typed before.
If I wasnt lazy I'd make a new icon, cause space ghost aint cuttin it no more
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Edit: So this is what life has become. I can't sleep, and I'm waiting for the new A Perfect Circle to finish downloading. Its about 3:30am. I was music piracy was appliable to some kind of real world job or situation. Its really the only thing I'm good at anymore.
Employer: So what kind of skills do you bring to the job? Me: Well shit, I can can get pretty much whatever CD you want. They dont even have to be out in stores yet. Employer: Hot damn, welcome to Blockbuster
Ok its done now, I'm going go spay a kitten
Another Edit at 4:30am I didnt know this was a album of cover songs. They should left Marvin Gaye's "Whats goin on" alone
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| to gain experience, skills, and knowledge about the field that you plan to enter. |
[06 Oct 2004|10:05pm] |
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Oh man, the harsh reality of school has slammed into me, hard. Yesterday I discovered that Korn remade Floyds "Another Brick in the Wall". It has nothing on the original, though I will give it to them for "Word Up" cause that song its catchy. Or maybe its cause I hear it at least once a day on the radio. Today was fairly interesting I guess. After waking up at 8 to get my car's gauges fixed (this just in: they're still broken) I came home and fell asleep on the couch. I wake up in just enough time to be 20 minutes late to gym. After making Dena laugh so hard that she had to snort coke (funfact: I use poptarts instead of bread) I saw my cousin. With nothing to do we went to the South Hills mall. I got old nintendo candy at the dollar store, because thats were ridiculously poor people such as myself do all our grocey shopping, what with their fine assortment of Little Debbie oatmeal cakes and crappy american flag stickers. I'm pretty sure I have ADD, as I have been trying to do homework since 10pm, but Law and Order was on.
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[03 Oct 2004|01:44am] |
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Life continues to push onward, for no discernible reason. I have managed to reinstall Kazaa. I need sleep now.
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[01 Oct 2004|01:06am] |
POLAND? That who the U.S. has on their side. POLAND. Good lord. Kerry did pretty well in the debate tonight, the president is a bitch. I made my journal look a little less shitty.
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[28 Sep 2004|12:38am] |
 "new skin" (off of: S.C.I.E.N.C.E.) this world sucks why not try to forget about it by popping some pills or sniffing some glue?
what incubus song are you? brought to you by Quizilla
I remember kent telling me to listen to that CD, proclaiming it was made "back before Incubus sucked" Jen came to visit me on sunday night, and it made me so happy I slapped her in the leg with a pork loin. Then I showed her the expensive tumors. She was throughly disgusted.
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| You're a punk, your daddys a punk and your moms a bitch |
[25 Sep 2004|02:46am] |
Take the quiz: "What Kind of Soul Do You Retain?"
 Forgotten Somewhere, early on, you lost a sense of your soul. Even reading this, you may not understand. You lost a very precious part of you and silently, it yearns to be back with you.
So my soul is a little goth girl? Odd. Yea its been sometime since the last thing, so lets have one now, cause I cant sleep. Car situation- good for the time being. Everyone is going to a Hell's Pit show except for me. The closet one is 3 hours away, and I'm currently quite poor. I was shocked today to find Def Jam: Fight for NY, because the local video store never has new games, ever. There seriously hasnt been any new games in there since the beginning of spring. Very few things make me as happy as a good videogame. In half a day of having it, it caused me to do something no other game has made me do. I broke my controller by throwing againist the TV after Ice-T whipped my ass for the 8th time. However I did manage to kill him with a bottle 2 fights later. Tonight on 'Medical Investigation', everyone was getting sick cause this guy bought bad pot and hid it in the air vent. He smoked it and died.
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| goddamn what a bummer |
[05 Sep 2004|12:49am] |
So, my car is dead now. Well, its dead to me anyway. In order to get the breaks to work, $530 And that is one of many problems, so I'm not fixing it anymore. Not to drive another winter of not having heat. So fuck you, you piece of crap car.
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[31 Aug 2004|12:02am] |
So I got in alot of trouble tonight Apparently the cops called my house, saying it was abandoned on the side of the road. There were fucking signs for the hiking trail right across the street from where my car was, it was park neatly in some grass off the road, and they call my house. I get home and my aunt and grandmother are here and they start yelling about drug testing me. 20 minutes of screaming later, here I am, unphased. I'll make the choices in my life, thank you
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| Well what the fuck?!? |
[28 Aug 2004|11:42pm] |
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My mom called from work to tell me that today in the mail I got a letter from the school. Now, sit down for this one, they want me to be a math tutor. They willl pay me, of all people, money to teach math to children stupider then me. This is quite possibly the least likely thing to ever happen to me.
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